i'm not

This morning, I sat down, and an older gentleman leans over and says "When is your child due?"   

The first thing that ran through my head: I'm pregnant?!

The first thing I said: "I'm not expecting."

Oh ya.  I'm not pregnant.  If I was, I would know.  Besides, how would he know, anyway?

"Are you sure?"

"I'm not pregnant."

"Oh."

I don't even look pregnant.
A little pudgy? Sure. 
Pregnant? Definitely not.  


In case anyone is else confused, I included a chart.


4 comments:

Emily said...

And so it begins. I stopped counting how many times I've been asked a few years ago. It's so awful!

Jana said...

Sorry bout it chica! And i'm pretty sure you probably aren't even a little pudgy.

skousens said...

nice chart

Sara said...

I've lost count of the number of times this has happened to me. SOOOO depressing. It even happened to me on my mission! Yes, while I was wearing a missionary name tag and everything. Doh!